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Q Friday, May 21, 2010
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his is a very cute story told in Sicily and trying to explain, ironically, as the Lord has distributed the virtues, vices, goods and evils of men .... and women!! It is said that one day before the Lord came a priest. 
"Lord you give me a favor?" asked the priest "What grace do you want?" The Lord said 
"I want it all," replied the priest. "You will be granted," said the Lord. The next day he presented a monaco who asked that all "Everything I've already given to the priest," said the Lord "Patience" said the Monaco "And this will be granted," said the Lord.
was a gentleman who asked all to the Lord.
"Everything I've already given to the priest," said
"Patience" said the gentleman
"No, I have the patience to date monaco"
"Hell" he exclaimed.
"And this will be granted," said the Lord.
was a mason and asked all to the Lord.
"Everything I've already given to the priest"
"Patience" said the mason
"No, I have the patience to date monaco"
"Damn," said the mason
"The hell I've already given the gentleman. "
"Oh, what a scam" (actually, oh chi'mbrogghiu, which has a broader meaning dialect)
"And this will be granted," said the Lord.
was a farmer and said, "Lord, I want everything."
"Everything I've already given to the priest"
"Patience" said the farmer
"No, I have the patience to date monaco"
"Damn," said the farmer
"The devil I've already given to gentleman ".
"Oh, what a mess
!!!!"" No, the trick I've already given to the bricklayer "
" So what God wants, "said the farmer.
"And this will be granted"
was a woman and asked all to the Lord.
"Everything I've already given to the priest"
"Patience" said the woman
"No, patience I have already given to the Monaco "
" Damn "
" The devil I've already given to the gentleman. "
"Oh, what a mess!"
"No, the trick I've already given to the bricklayer"
"So what God wants"
"What does God have already given to the farmer"
"Oh that c ....!!!"
"And this will be granted"
For this reason, the priests have all the monks patience and gentlemen, the devil, the builders cheating (in the sense that they are crooks), farmers do the will of God ... and women .... What! :-)
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In August 1129, Roger II departed from Salerno to return to Sicily.
The day was beautiful, the sun was shining, not even a cloud the sky blue with white spots.
On the ship, lying in the bow, Roger, in leopard print swimsuit, sunbathing with a cocktail in his left hand and a gossip magazine in the right one.
All crew dancing at the same time the YMCA .... Village Peolple
Ok, let's stop fantasizing, even if the image of Roger II in leopard-print swimsuit and quipaggio raising his arms to dance the YMCA I liked it. Return to me and tell the story in a serious way ... hihihi .... All 
procedeva secondo i piani...con il mare così calmo e una giornata così bella chi li poteva fermare? 
Ad un tratto, però, una nebbiolina iniziò a scendere dal cielo. La nebbia pian piano si fece sempre più fitta fino a quando il cielo non diventò pieno di nuovoloni e si alzò una tempesta. Il re e l'equipaggio erano terrorizzati, non avevano mai visto qualcosa di simile. L'acqua entrava da tutte le parti, l'interno della nave era quasi distrutto. Il re pregava chiedendo al Signore di salvarlo dalla burrasca. Pregò tanto.
La nave, anche se la tempesta non pemetteva alcun movimento, continuava ad andare avanti come se qualcuno la guidasse e la spingesse per poterla salvare. Come una scena films, in the dark of night a light appeared, was the Lord who said: "Fear not, I will be with you." Roger promised the Lord that landed in the place where they would have raised a temple to his glory. Then he fell into a deep sleep.
the morning he woke up hearing the shouting exultation of the crew. The ship had cast anchor in Cefalu.
The following year, Roger did erect a cathedral, as promised to the Lord (in fact began in 1131, two years later, but we do not care, because the legends are always right).
But let's talk a little history of Sicily ...
Roger II was a great king. He made the kingdom of Sicily one of the most powerful states of Europe and well ordered. In 1129 he created the first parliament in history. England it was only in 1264.
It was the first of the "bureaucratic", which is based on civil rather than a feudal organization (vassals, and vavasours valvassini). It was the first "secular" state, independent from the Church of Rome and especially it continued, as in the Arab period, to apply the spirit of religious tolerance and civil than elsewhere in Europe will be recognized only in 1598 (ie four centuries after ) with the Edict of Nantes by Henry IV of France (though already a few decades earlier with Catherine de 'Medici with the edict of January, had allowed the Protestants freedom of worship)
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orreva l’anno 827 d.C, gli arabi, avevano già conquistato la Spagna con l’Andalusia ed avendo ancora sete di conquiste si gettarono a capofitto nel Tirreno portando la loro guerra santa (gihàd) in Sicilia (e non solo).
Quando gli arabi iniziarono la conquista della Sicilia i bizantini non ne furono molto entusiasti ma alla fine dovettero cedere.
Inizialmente, avendo trucidato un bel po’ di persone, i siciliani erano molto diffidenti nei loro confronti, ma pian pianino gli arabi si dimostrarono come una popolazione di grande tolleranza religiosa e civile.
Ma iniziamo our legend ....
not having much trust in Muslims, Sicilians were careful dall'osannare the new conquerors. The hostility was so great that the king Arab Miramolino had to do something to prevent clashes. One of its greatest directors Nevara was the daughter who was satisfied that the force would not achieve anything because you get more bees with a sprig of flowers with a big barrel of vinegar. (What a woman!) the morning he woke up hearing the shouting exultation of the crew. The ship had cast anchor in Cefalu.
The following year, Roger did erect a cathedral, as promised to the Lord (in fact began in 1131, two years later, but we do not care, because the legends are always right).
But let's talk a little history of Sicily ...
Roger II was a great king. He made the kingdom of Sicily one of the most powerful states of Europe and well ordered. In 1129 he created the first parliament in history. England it was only in 1264.
It was the first of the "bureaucratic", which is based on civil rather than a feudal organization (vassals, and vavasours valvassini). It was the first "secular" state, independent from the Church of Rome and especially it continued, as in the Arab period, to apply the spirit of religious tolerance and civil than elsewhere in Europe will be recognized only in 1598 (ie four centuries after ) with the Edict of Nantes by Henry IV of France (though already a few decades earlier with Catherine de 'Medici with the edict of January, had allowed the Protestants freedom of worship)
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orreva l’anno 827 d.C, gli arabi, avevano già conquistato la Spagna con l’Andalusia ed avendo ancora sete di conquiste si gettarono a capofitto nel Tirreno portando la loro guerra santa (gihàd) in Sicilia (e non solo).
Quando gli arabi iniziarono la conquista della Sicilia i bizantini non ne furono molto entusiasti ma alla fine dovettero cedere.
Inizialmente, avendo trucidato un bel po’ di persone, i siciliani erano molto diffidenti nei loro confronti, ma pian pianino gli arabi si dimostrarono come una popolazione di grande tolleranza religiosa e civile.
Ma iniziamo our legend ....
Miramolino, listening to the advice of her daughter, allowed the islanders to continue to work the land and to trade, but to make them understand that the Arabs were always those who had the power was forbidden to carry arms and could not be higher them. For this reason he did not want to ride the Sicilian population. 
"Neither we, nor their" A beautiful night, offended by the insult, the Sicilians poisoned the drinking and in no time at all the horses died on the island. Miramolino then asked to get the ships full of horses from North Africa but fate would have it, the ship sank during a storm, but one full of donkeys. At that point, the Arabs were forced to ride the donkeys and the image was so ridiculous that the Sicilians began to tease. The sheikhs on donkeys! From that moment on, the donkeys were called in dialect scecchi. Re
Miramolino after the fool again allowed to Sicily to mount a horse and play their bells. From this moment on he started the peaceful coexistence between the two peoples.
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